WWJD about the War in Iraq?

Question

WWJD about the War in Iraq?

Answer 1

The Jesus Device was the single most devastating weapon ever devised by the alien reverse-engineering department at the Skunk Works in Area 51.  Its molecular manipulator could create an action-at-a-distance wave which combined common di-hydrogen oxide with ambient carbon into ethanol and trace aldehydes and ketones.  Although never field tested, the JD prototype specifications called for a effective range of 150,000 sq mi, or roughly 90% of the country of Iraq.

The project was eventually shelved when the propaganda division couldn't locate anyone that was capable of delivering the news broadcast that all the water in Iraq had been turned into wine... with a straight face.

Answer 2

nothing

Answer 3

who knows. but he probably wont be wearing a shirt with a pot leaf on it

Answer 4

pray

Answer 5

Not much he could do about it.  

Answer 6

I can't say for sure, but I really can't picture him plowing through cities on tanks and bombing inhabited areas and tearing apart families leaving the kids as orphans and the women to go work as prostitutes in order to survive... and all for the sake of oil and power and ego, because we all know now (and many of us did at the beginning) that there were never any WMDs and George W knew that all along.

Answer 7

Grow his hair longer and hide in Canada in case conscription started.  Hippy.

Answer 8

The question should be "What has God done about the war in Iraq?" The answer is that Jesus died so that we would not kill and steal. If all accepted the gospel there would be no Saddam, no oppression, no weapons, no armies. No poverty, no police, no prisons and much smaller hospitals.

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Answer 9

He'd see a red door and he'd want it painted black

No colors anymore he'd want them to turn black

He'd see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes

He'd have to turn his head until his darkness goes

He'd see a line of cars and they're all painted black

With flowers and his love both never to come back