Wacky names, weird news?

Question

im doing a speech broadcast thing with a group of people.Theres 2 broadcasters sports reporter and a person who give a specail report thats me i need a news story that is special and weird and different. We also need names to introduce ourselves wacky names

Answer 1

Ok I've got some really funny names!

Hugh G. Rection

Hugh Jass

Pat McRotch

Holden McGroin

Jacques Strappe

Helen Heaven

Heaven Lee

Hugh DeMann

Mike Ockhurts

and here is something really funny you could do for news....and it's true, I looked it up.

2 cousins were frying bread in their aunt's kitchen when a grease fire started.  One of the guys ran and grabbed whatever he could find out of a nearby laundry hamper. This happened to be his aunt's XL powder blue underwear. He ran it under water and threw it onto the fire. IT SMOTHERED THE FLAMES!!!

Answer 2

lord of the chicken wings!