Walked in on????????

Question

in the past two months...i've had some pretty close calls with my brother walking in on me while i was jacking off. luckily, i heard him coming and managed to dive under the covers before he burst into my room...but what if im not so fast? my family has NEVER openly disscussed jacking and i have no clue what to say if he does one day catch me in the act. i just wanna be prepared. what would you say?

Answer 1

i would say leave me alone this feels too good to stop and then say that you know they do it too

Answer 2

haha I'm sort of in the same situation. Maybe I'm less bothered about it though

you should just say you came back in from the bathroom or something.

lulz

Answer 3

id tell him straight up   if he asks ne questions about it id just tell him.... heak he prolly does it too. lol

Answer 4

Don't do it when the risk is great. Wait until no one is home.

Answer 5

Why don't you just jack off in the bathroom? you wont get caught there. :)

Answer 6

  Have you heard of a bathroom?

Answer 7

every guy does it, so he shouldn't be shocked.

why not lock your room?  do it in the bathroom and lock that?

I lock my door to my room and turn my music on.

Answer 8

Locke your dore pleas

Answer 9

I hope you do it at least in a sock.try a bar of soap in the shower.

Answer 10

OK, first of all, masturbation is perfectly normal.  A lot of people get walked in on in the middle.  If it happens, you'll just have to figure his reaction.  You might check out this site:

http://www.jackinworld.com/

Answer 11

um wow that's embarassing. i'd just say "i'm masterbating! it's normal" which it is. even though it would be embarassing. try locking your door or putting a chair in front of it if you don't have a lock.

Answer 12

keep on jacking  

Answer 13

Jerk off together, you two can bond. Jk

Answer 14

um. well hopefully because he's a boy he would understand but i have no clue. maybe you should just do it late at night or do it under the covers or in the shower... i don't know.. something so that there is no way that he would catch you. if you do get caught just go along with his reaction. don't let him tell your parents. that is a little awkward, but if he does hopefully they have enough respect not to bring it up with you. how old is your brother anyways??

Answer 15

Wait until everyone leaves

And make sure you know where they

So you know the amount of time they'll be out.

Answer 16

Hi Drew,

  One thing to do  

is lock your bedroom door. If he catches you in the act, just tell him you were just trying to scratch your noodle,that some times you have to do this so scratch away.. Lol.

Your Friend,

poppy1

Answer 17

Say GET OUT IM CHANING WITH A PORNO ON XD

Answer 18

Just shout ....Earth Quake...!

Answer 19

Look like a deer in the head lights.

Answer 20

thats awkward, tell him its a part of life, he probably does it too

Answer 21

Lock the door dude!

Answer 22

What, you think he doesn't? ALL men jack off. That includes your father, uncles, and male teachers.

Answer 23

He's guilty too.  

Answer 24

Lock your door

Answer 25

If it's that complicated...make a schedule with your brother.  d**n.

Answer 26

"dude what the ****! Get Out!"

Answer 27

help me finish

Answer 28

lock the door or if you dont have a lock or if it's his room too, do it in the bathroom with the door locked.

Answer 29

it depends on how old youre brother is and whether or no he can keep secrets .. if so you should have an open conversation about it ..

if you cant do that .. then the best place to do it is in the shower .. or on the toilet with the bathroom door locked ...

Answer 30

First of all, if I were you I would lock the door, or at least do it in the shower or something where no one will catch you.

I wouldn't say anything except maybe "GET OUT!"

Answer 31

Do it while you're in the shower.