Wann hear about my family tradition?

Question

I had long heard the stories of my amazing family tradition. It seems that my father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when my 21st birthday came a round, me and my pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, I stepped out of the boat .... and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull me to safety.

Furious and confused, I went to see my grandmother. 'Grandma,' I asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?'

Granny looked deeply into my troubled eyes and said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumb @ss'.

Yes, it was then, that I received my sign from Bill Engvall!

Answer 1

That's so wonderful, you deserve a gold medal for it, well done...!

Answer 2

thats funny :]

Answer 3

hahaha

your gran must be worried about you

Answer 4

What?????????  The "pear" wouldn't float?  lol

Answer 5

That's funny.