Wanna finish my sentence ??

Question

Finish this :

"Today I saw an evil monkey.."

and yes im bored,lol.

Answer 1

and it said "i am an evil monkey". so i laughed, until i realized monkeys dont talk! He started flinging his evil p**p at me. it was sticking to my skin and smelled rotten, not only that but it was green.. I ran for my life and noticed no one was on the streets..  where was eveyone? they were all captured and fed bananas untill they too were evil monkeys. i was surrounded. i ran into a market and grabbed some Naked banana juice. i threw it at him and he turned back in to a human. he was my neighbor joe! i explained what happened, and out we went to save the world from evil monkeys.

lol.

im bored as well.

Answer 2

and it stole my cookie..

Answer 3

"in my closet"  --Chris Griffin

Answer 4

driving down the motorway,his feet on the steering wheel and

Answer 5

Today I saw an evil monkey, but how did it get in my mirror?

Answer 6

and ran from the bedroom screaming

Answer 7

"And it stole my golden helmet"

"So I gave it red bull and it flew away"

"....and that is why you never ride the MBTA at six am!"

Answer 8

and she went up to me ... and said ur realy cute ...and askd me out ...  

Answer 9

n hit it w/ shovel

Answer 10

and yesterday i saw it in my va- jj

Answer 11

then i ate it....yummy yummy

Answer 12

I approached it apprehensively, after deciphering it as a stoner i asked it for a light and i would share my spliff. Happydays

Answer 13

and he hit me in the eye with a sling shot  

Answer 14

...f-ing my mom on the living room couch.

Answer 15

i guess today i smoked too much

Answer 16

and it tryed to eat me

Answer 17

"today i saw an evil monkey so i gave it a banana."

Answer 18

it copied every thing I did and then I realized that I was looking in the mirror.

Answer 19

and gave it my coffee??

haha dont ask!!

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Answer 20

WHILE SUPPORTING THE ANSWER CANT REMAIN WALKING IN A POOL FOR CHURCH BLINDNESS AND I CANT EREASE THE PENCIL OF JUSTICE AND WATCH THE PICTURE IN THE SKY OR SLEEP ON THE ROOF IN MY LAMP OR LISTEN TO THE ROCKING CHAIR OF THE BILLBOARD WHILE SKATING ON AN ELEPHANT OR SPELL WHILE DANCING WITH ME DOG OR FROLIC IN THE OCEAN OF COVERS OR TASTE THE REFRIGERATOR THAT IS UNDER MY BED OR PLAY KETCHUP WITH KANGEROOS AND I CANT TOUCH MY TOES WHILE RESEARCHING FOR A SINK OR I THINK I WANT TO DANCE ON A CLOUD UNDER MY SEAT AND LISTEN TO A LIGHT BULB ON THE ROOF AND WATCH A COVER TAKE MY DOG AWAY AND LISTEN TO A BUBBLE FLY AND RESEARCH FOR A SINK AND SIT ON AN ELEPHANT WITH ME SIS AND BECOME A PRO AT ROCKING AND LITE A SHELF WITH A SOCCER MOM