Every day Sandra goes the coffee machine in the office on her break time, and every day Keith walks up to Sandra, smiles, takes a big deep breath and says "Mmmm your hair smells nice today Sandra!"
this goes on for some time until one day Sandra has had enough and goes to see the personnel department.
"I'd like to register a sexual harassment complaint" says Sandra
quite shocked the officer asks, "well who against and why"
Sandra says, every day he comes to the machine, inhales and says "Mmmm your hair smells nice today Sandra"
the officer laughs, "well i'd hardly call that sexual harrasment would you!"
"yes" says Sandra "it's Keith the F****ING Dwarf!!!!!
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