Wanna make my friends laugh....?

Question

What are some funny facebook status' I can put on my profile to make my friends go "huh?? lol"

Like sammy is.....................

Answer 1

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."

"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"

"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"

"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."

Answer 2

Sammy is undergoing technical difficulties (LOL)

Sammy likes to move it move it

Sammy is really...THE HULK

Sammy is Sammy is Sammy is Sammy

Sammy isn't really Sammy

what do you think? these cool?

Answer 3

go to  

wierdlinks.com  

so many to choose from

Answer 4

asparagus children feeling self concious about how their pee smells. thats funny right? lol

Answer 5

Sammy is not here right now, please leave a message after the beep...BEEP!

Sammy is in disguise.

Sammy is BEHIND YOU!!!

Sammy is plotting world domination.

Sammy is as Sammy does.

Any of those alright? :)