Wannabe harley?

Question

i want to go the the biker rallies but dont have tattoos or a beard, tell me how i could fit in please?????

Answer 1

Continue being a troll.

Answer 2

I don't have any of that stuff either, but I go where I want.

Answer 3

Joe B will be along soon to tell you how to handle those nasty bikers.

Answer 4

I agree Bluff Mike, I got a unicorn temporary and I had these 45 year old HD hookers in leathers all over me...too bad thier b***s were dragging on the ground or I woulda hit that shizzit

Answer 5

One of the nicest looking stock bikes that at least appears to be a Harley (from a distance at least) is the Yamaha V Star.  It comes in 500cc and 1100cc variations.  The price is also pretty good.

Also, check out some of the bobbers on Ebay.  You will find many older j*p bikes that have been modified to look REALLY cool.  These bikes also garner respect from the Harley crowd, because they are pretty much hand made bad boys.  They are light and fast, as well.

Answer 6

I have some chaps, tattoos, and a spike collar you can use.. Oh and some sweet nipple clips!

Don't forget your f*g rag or a snoopy cap!

Answer 7

hd, is that you?

Answer 8

The new biker has a shaved head and face.  Get some temporary tattoos from the Harley shop and some fake piercings from the novelty shop and you'll fit right in.

Answer 9

The spirit of the whole thing is individuality. That's why the chosen form of transportation is a motorcycle, not a bus.

Be yourself.

And keep your knees in the breeze...

Answer 10

Just walk in Sans Clothing and make Balloon animals out of your saggy skin. You will be a hit for sure!

Answer 11

You'll also need a bike trailer, riding to the rally isn't cool for posers.

Answer 12

get a fake  tattoo and beard

Answer 13

that's easy,i once went into the knuckle saloon at sturgis in 2000 paid $50.00 to enter a tough man contest in the bar knowing i was going to get my *** kicked. so i got double drunk bought lots of beer for everybody and got my *** kicked. after wards everyone bought me beer said i was a crazy little sh.. they liked me. for you, i would say when you enter a tough man contest, choke them with your oxygen  hose and f**t like h**l, they would surely get a bang and love you to death.