Want a FUNNY joke????

Question

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This father has 3 daughters. The first daughter goes up to his dad and asked " dad why am i named flower?"

the dad replies "because when you were born, a flower fell on your head.

The second daughter askes, "dad why am i named rose?"

dad replies " when u were born, a rose fell on your head.

The third daughter goes up and said " MUAHGT MUGHFT MAUGHTDS"

The dad replied " SHUT UP BRICK!!!"

Answer 1

hahaahahh.brick.ahahhhah.kind of mean but funny.hahahahah

Answer 2

Yeah. thats kinda funny.

Answer 3

lol, that was funny

listen to this:

so there was a guy who died tragically, and he reached heaven. upon reaching heaven, he saw many clocks with different times and asked god, "why are the times different?"

god then said, "oh, no, son. these aren't any ordinary clocks. they're lying clocks. when somebody lies, it moves. look at the one over there..it has never moved because it is saint terresa's. look at the one besides it..its has only moved twice...its president abraham's."

then the guy asks, "where is obama's?"

god said in reply, "oh, yes, that one. we put that in the office for a fan."

Answer 4

funny

Answer 5

haha that one never gets old!

star for you* for reminding me!

:0)

Answer 6

Wow, that was dark...

I was amused, regardless!

Answer 7

Ha Ha Ha!

Answer 8

X = funny

Answer 9

that was mean!!

Answer 10

it's ok

Answer 11

Ha. Brick. lol.

Answer 12

Great!

Answer 13

haha

Answer 14

Lmao.

Omg , i acctually laughed so hard!

lmao.

poor kid.

lol

Answer 15

thats really not funny :)

Answer 16

yeah that was funny kmart yeah kmart

Answer 17

wow lol okay

Answer 18

LOL!