Want to buy a erotic birthday cake for my husband :)

Question

ok so my husband is turning 39 and i want to do something different and fun by buying a erotic birthday cake.

This is going to be a surprise birthday party for him. I warn all my friends about the cake so that no one is offended when the cake arrives, luckily all my friends are good sports so that wont be a problem.

i was thinking of getting a butt with a g-string or some b***s?

what do you guys think?

what can i write on the cake to match ? something sarcastic but s**y:) so that everyone can have a laugh , and have something to talk about the next day especially my husband?

thanks for the help

Answer 1

maybe you should jump out of the cake with a g-string on. I bet your husband would like that better then a old cake

Answer 2

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Answer 3

get him a stripper that jumps out of a cake

Answer 4

my mom did that for my dad s b day party. so wehat you could do is make 2 white or chocolate cake in a round bowl. then make 1 small square cake. and make 2 big square cake. frost them do w/e add cherry.



round bowl = b***s

small square= neck

2 big sqaure= body stomach

cherry= nipples

Answer 5

for a boob cake: Over the (both) Hills, t*t for tat, Perk Up! You're 40!,

Thong on butt: Hang in There, Denture prevention= flossing frequently, Grab Ahold-it's your ride!  

Answer 6

Erect p***s cake normally does it for me, xx

If you want to add a little sarcasm write on the cake that it is not only bigger than his, that it is much harder too. Good luck and wish him a happy birthday from me. xx