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.........Want to get laid.......?

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So there is this hippie that gets on to a bus and sees a gorgeous nun sitting in the back of the bus.He walkes over to her and directly asks her if she would like to sleep with him.She furiously says no! and klimbs off the bus.So the bus driver turns around and says to the hippie that he knew how he could get the nun to sleep with him.The bus driver told the hippie that the nun goes and prays for forgiveness every night at an old cemetary and that he must pretend to be god and tell her that she must sleep with him before her sins will be forgiven.So the hippie thanx the bus driver and heads off to the nearest costume shop.That night as true as daylight the he sees the nun on her knees in the cemetary praying for forgiveness,so he walks over and says"Behold!!! I here your prayers and you must sleep with me before i can forgive your sins.So the nun agrees but insisted that they do it anally as to spare her virginity.So the he agrees and they got busy at it.After he was done he turned to her and ripped off his mask and said "Supprise !!! I am the Hippie!!!!!HA HA HA HA and then the nuns turns to him and takes of her mask and said "Supprise I am the bus driver!!!!!!

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  1. lol


  2. ROFL!!!!!! omg i wasn't expecting that

  3. ha ha ha where the f*ck did he get a costume of her anyway

  4. ha ha ha.... Gosh what a laugh, ha ha ha..... I just can't stop laughing. Great Joke

  5. that wasn't that funny

  6. funny funny ahhhhhhhaahahah

  7. hahahaha

  8. lol wow... gross

  9. hehe ive heard that one but veryyy funny! i like it  

  10. ok

  11. Looks like the hippie got set-up big time.  That was good.  Never seen that punch line coming.  Thanks for the laugh that hurt.  It hurt because I just had surgery 2 days ago and I'm still sore.

  12. :D

  13. LMFAO

  14. Who cares, it felt the same anyways.  It's not like he knew the difference until he took off the mask.

    Whoa, man.  Not cool, dude.  LOL!

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