It's an old Vegas Lounge act joke but it works.
A young boy is on a cruise ship and it suddenly encounters bad weather and sinks. The boy is the only survivor and he comes ashore on a small island. For 15 years he survives picking berries, fishing and digging clams.
One day he see's this beautiful woman on the shore of his island. She tells him that her boat too capsized and she was the only survivor. She then asks how he survived all these years on the island.
He said,"I picked berries, fished and dug for clams."
She said, "Haven't you ever had s*x?"
He said, "No."
So, they had s*x and after they were done she said, "What do you think?"
He responded, "It was great but look at what you did to my clam digger."
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