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Question

i had a hang over from he-double hocky sticks this morning!!!

i woke up in my own puke then i find out that i broke the toilet by like falling and had a river of puke all over my kitchen and got the biggest bruise of my life made out with some girl...

and woke up in my birthday suit

and you know what the last thing i remember is waiting for my ride to go get the drinks

so has anything like that ever happened to you?

Answer 1

I get hangovers that should be listed in the Guinness Book of Records!

So I don't get that blotto; because I can't handle the consequences.

Worst hangover lasted three days!

Man... didn't think it was possible to puke that much!

I'll get a little "tiddly" from time-to-time; but that kind of "whatthe???" drinking benders are not my scene.  

Answer 2

the first time i ever got drunk was with my friend and we had whiskey and im bigger than her so i thought i needed more and her 8 year old neice was feeding me shots, dont worry she wasnt drinking and i throw up and flushed it then dropped my cigerette in the toilet and made my friend dig it out even though it was obivioulsly ruined then blacked out work up with something mushy in my mouth and it was my friend and her niece feeding me a chimichanga, it was like the best chimichange iv ever tasted probly cause i was drunk

Answer 3

Whoa. The worst that ever happened to me was I lost my favorite jacket. Oh, and once I wrote this whole 10 page letter to my sister about how sorry i was for being such a crappy sister. Then i read it the next day, and it made no sense at all. lol I told her about it and she just laughed and said ,"You were never a bad sister!"

I did have a dream once that i got drunk, blacked out and woke up with a big brown and red tattoo of an Indian head with the words "American Pride" around it. lol It was a really weird vivid dream. I woke up feeling hung over, and I hadn't even drank in real life, only in the dream!

Anyway, the only thing that prevents a hangover completely is not drinking, and the only think that cures it is time. But those pills called Chasers work pretty well. They do have a "cleansing effect" if you catch my drift... my friends call it the "marshmallow effect". (Gross)

By the way, are you sure you didn't get drugged? How much did you drink?!

Answer 4

haha, i think stuff like this has happened to everyone.

but not too long ago i was with my boyfriend and one of his friends, and we all decided to start drinking. well i cannot stand the taste of beer so i prefer goldschlager instead. all i remeber is taking about ten shots and all of us going back to his friends house. ok when we get there we are all sitting out in his garage and i seriously don't remeber any of this but i guess i tackled his friend and made him hit his head on the washer, and then i got this sudden urge to start spitting and they wouldn't let me spit on the floor so i started crying. wow, and it all went down hill from there. i was falling all over the floor crying, and i started walking down the street (i have no idea where too),and then i'm beating my boyfriends *** while he's trying to get me to calm down. ok so i puke all over his garage then we go back to my boyfriends house and i puke in a cup and a bowl in his living room, oh yea and i guess i threw a glass ash tray at him too. but i ended up calling his sister and it was just super crazy. and i woke up the next morning not remebering anything, and he just looks over at me and says we need to talk. so take my advice, and if you ever get drunk like that again just make sure you aren't around your bf, or anyone else that's actually sober.

haha, (:  

Answer 5

No, and I'm very happy about that..

Answer 6

no but had a lady friend 1 time crash into the bar and argue with a barstool for trippin her

Answer 7

the real cure:

a fatty greasy breakfast (seriously)

coconut milk. buy it from a health store.

take a multi vitamin like 6 hours before drinking helps a little.

played guitar naked once at party. didn't realize it until it was too late.  

Answer 8

best thing for that is not to drink so much. lol