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Want to read an okay political joke?? With apologies to Clinton supporters?

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On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United States , Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting he asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"

"That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors."

"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?", asked Bill.

You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in." When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me.

Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"

Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."

"Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now."

Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid, and thinking back on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary. He said to her, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was that child ?"

Hillary replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?"

"Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."

So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from top to bottom, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. She was quite upset, not knowing what she would tell her husband, the former President. As Hillary was leaving her meeting she ran into her most formidable challenger to her presidential nomination, Barack Obama.

So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle for me? Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"

"That's seems pretty easy," said Obama, "I think the child would be me."

"Oh thank you," said Hillary. "You may just have ensured my nomination for the democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States !" So Hillary went back to Bill and said, "I think I know the answer to your riddle.

The child was Barack Obama.!"

"No, you Dummy !" shouted Bill. "The child was Tony Blair"

The bottom line... guess where we're headed with the two of them again running the Country!

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  1. Guess it just goes to show take all the tossers with a grain of salt.


  2. Cute,But you know when it comes to the Clintons,they should have known that answer,because their always sayin 'I" or Me".Even when Hillary(ous) started babbling the other day before NH.She slipped and said  "I" have so many things for the country etc blah blah whaww!(the key word was I,not "we"!

  3. Thats funny stuff.

  4. Pretty funny,

  5. Pretty funny even if I do not hate the Clintons

  6. Nice!  That's pretty good.

  7. this isn't a legitimate question and you are obviously not michael moore.

  8. lmao =)

  9. your a fukcin dcik!!!

  10. Not funny and very unimaginative telling of a made up fairy tale.

  11. I think the Clintons are OK, but I have to admit that's funny.

  12. Funny and imaginative.  I may reuse this joke.

  13. ROFLMFAO...   That has got to be one of the best Clinton jokes ever.  I love how people are quick to crack a joke about Bush but when the tables are turned they get irritated

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