-Want to save $40 from spending on SummerSlam? Here's the Cena vs Batista match script!

Question

-Batista enters first with about a 3 minute entrance.

-Cena enters stage, stares at crowd for 30 seconds, decides to walk down ramp, stares at Batista, gets in ring.

-Then the 2 minute staredown.

-Finally after 5 minutes & 30 seconds of nothing, we get the match.

-They stand on turnbuckles to get crowd reaction, with Cena beating Batista with the 5 year olds.

-Cena pushes Batista, Batista pushes Cena into ropes, spinning power slam.

-Cena finally gets up, says wait, you can't see me. Batista goes to hit Cena, Cena ducks, off the ropes, hits the Throwback.

-it's 5 knuckle shuffle time! Cena connects, Batista gets right up, shakes the ropes like Ultimate Warrior, grabs Cena for Batista Bomb, Cena gets off (sorry ladies), goes for FU, Batista gets out of Cena's finisher, Cena trips Batista, STFU!

-Batista so close to tapping, then wait outside interference comes in, so both men don't lose, to keep credibility for the young demographics.

-Therefore this match, is a DRAW! Fans get ripped off, but will come back, b/c they don't know better.

Answer 1

Hold up man, you forgot Cenas two shoulder blocks then the back suplex  

Answer 2

Ok ill watch anyway

Answer 3

Well it's a possibility

Answer 4

Lies, I am Going to ss To see This match. This match will be interesting.

Answer 5

sounds so realistic o_O almost beleivable...but seriously i wouldn't doubt that for a second

Answer 6

Sounds realistic LOL.

I'll watch it for free anyway. I don't want to be ripped off. But Mr. TNA, don't act like you don't watch Cena and Batista wrestle, because you seem to know the script quite well.

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Answer 7

YEAH AND I'M GONNA MARRY s****.-DOO

Answer 8

That sounds about right...thanks, now I don't have to watch the match.

Answer 9

That sums it up, the Edge v Taker is the only match I really care about.

Answer 10

I don't believe you.

Answer 11

LMAO!

Answer 12

got the script for taker's match?

Answer 13

u have the ending right it will be a draw no way they make Cena or Batista better then one or another... prior to Randy Orton getting injured in his motorcycle accident he was going to be back and he was going to interfere but now i dont have a clue who will but it will be a draw... Randy Orton had a blog or something where he said he was going to appear at summerslam and i was looking foward to it because he is the best heel in the biz and now he is out 3 more months