Wanted! Missing Information?

Question

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama I still have not seen the following documents because they are either sealed or just no where to be found. Could you clear up a few things.

Where are

Your Occidental College records

Your Columbia College records

Your Columbia Thesis paper

Your Harvard College records

Your Selective Service Registration

Your medical records

Your Illinois State Senate records

Your Illinois State Senate schedule

Your Law practice client list

A Certified Copy of your original Birth certificate*

Your embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth

Your Harvard Law Review articles that were published

Your University of Chicago scholarly articles

Your Record of baptism

* There is no question that Hawaii was a state in 1961. It is just that no one has seen the authenticated certificate give at birth.

Also while you were in your senate post and Illinois post could you help me find exactly what bills you have authored?

I also have a question about your statement that you were the only Senator who voted against the Iraq war in 2003 when you did not get elected until 2006?

Can anyone in Yahoo land help find these?

Answer 1

You can't produce what does not exist

Answer 2

Sure, no problem.

Just hand over your social security number, credit cards and blood type.

Answer 3

Have you noticed all the "questions" here are just biased comments?