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*Warning* A rude one!?

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Paddy and Jimmy need a drink, they pool their money but still only have 50p. Paddy has an idea and goes into the butchers and buys a sausage.

They go into a bar, order 2 pints and down them. Before the barman asks for the cash, Paddy puts the sausage into his fly and Jimmy sucks it!

The barman throws them out.

In the 10th pub Jimmy says "I can't do this anymore my knee's are killing me"

Paddy replies "Your knee's? I lost the sausage in the second pub!"

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  1. OMG!!  That was brilliant.  I loved it!!   Thanks so much for the laugh.

    You really made my evening


  2. lmao

    hahahhaahaahhahaha

  3. lol,lame

  4. haha

  5. omg i would have killed that guy

  6. Poor Jimmy lol.

  7. I don't get it. :| Can somebody explain? :D

  8. yuck

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