I once lived in an apartment that was infested with earwigs. It was the most disgusting experience. They'd usually crawl out at night, but I'd kill them every chance I got with a foaming cleaning spray (worked great - they'd get stuck in the foam and suffocate, and then I'd just wipe it up clean because it was a cleaning product).
One night, I was sitting on my sofa watching television. Then, I felt this sharp pain on my side near my right armpit (I was wearing a tanktop). I looked and saw an earwig quickly running away. I realized then that I had been bitten (or pinched) by the earwig! I was shocked at the audacity of this little insect! I quickly grabbed a sewing pin and pierced the earwig in the body, but it was still alive flailing it's legs. I cussed at it a few times, and threatened pain and suffering. I then turned on the electric burner on my stove and held the earwig over the burner high enough so that it burned a slow and painful death. Was I justified in doing so?
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