Was McCain actually alive during his speech in New Orleans last night.?

Question

Kind of looked lost when he could not find the teleprompter...sad that a man just does not know he is past his prime...maybe a few adrenalin shots and some glasses he may survive the debates not coming off as Donald Duck.

Answer 1

Don't blame McCain, blame his ventriloquist.

Answer 2

Didn't you see the strings?

Answer 3

Definitely. He seemed so confused and senile. It was like bingo at a retirement home.

Answer 4

McCain is the walking dead, and needs to feed off the blood of the living to stay conscious for wheel of fortune. However, thanks to his friends, there is hardly any life left to speak of still residing in New Orleans. Maybe after he turns into a bat and flies off to his next speech, he'll be able to utter something remotely intelligible.