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Was Santa crucified on the cross for not bringing Herod an electric shaver?

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Now that's a holiday play I would go see.
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Put a socket into it and plug in Herod's electric shaver.
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... Oh my.. what have you been taking lately.. I said don't bring drugs in the house.. How many times do I have to tell you.. its the electric chair.. !!
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Naughty .Tsk Tsk .
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People say that Society is getting worse ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚Â€Ã‚Â“ Maybe itÃƒÂ¢Ã‚Â€Ã‚Â™s because the first thing we do to our Children in our so-called civilisation is LIE to them about fictional beings such as SANTA, and then they go on to believe that practices such as lying is acceptable behaviour...

E.g. Politicians!
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no your mom was for not telling her clients she was H.I.V. positive
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No, I heard Santa got crucified for not bringing him a set of ginsu knives
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YES...AND THEY SAID TO HIM.....WOULD YOU MIND CROSSING YOUR LEGS AS WEVE ONLY ONE NAIL LEFT
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No he wasn't.

Electric shavers didn't exist back then...
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Herod did not need a shaver.  His barber was his shaver. Besides, he had a beard, I think.

Oh I see! This is a trick question.

Santa was not even born then!  How could he have brought anyone anything?

Besides, they did not crucify anyone for such petty things as forgetting to bring gifts.

You almost had to overturn the money-changers tables at the synagogue, cast devils, and such other things.

I almost fell for this trick question.

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Whoa!!!

If the police raid your house, they will find hard drugs, won't they?
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