i've go to a couple restaurants where the waitress, on picking up the check and money, asks, 'do you need change?' i told the last one, after addressing her as a moron that unless i paid with exact change, of course i want my change back. i should add that i'm a good tipper and former food service worker, both as waiter and cook. anyway, the moron started crying and the manager told me i was wrong, at which point i took him outside and slammed his empty head onto the hood of a '98 Geo, which dented it slightly.
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