Last night I went to my girlfriend’s birthday party at an exclusive club. I got carried away and drank too much and by my responsible nature, I took a taxi home late at night.
Upon arriving at my house, I discovered that I had left my purse in the birthday girl’s limousine. I panicked and I cant believe I actually did this…
In lieu of payment, I gave the taxi driver a hand job. I feel horrible about this, however I feel this was much better than driving drunk and possible killing someone.
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