Wat!!! another one?

Question

Sid and Barney play golf

Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Sid offers Barney, "let's say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day." Barney agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Barney is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.

"Help me find my ball, you look over there," he says to Sid. fter 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a four-point penalty, Barney pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces triumphantly.

Sid looks at him forlornly, "After all the years we've been friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?!?"

"What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!"

"And a liar, too!!!" Sid says with amazement.

"I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!"

Answer 1

ha ha very good!! :o)

Answer 2

4 point penalty for lost ball????

Answer 3

Better one.  Fred is playing with his wife and at the sixth hole dogleg right he slices his drive into the rough behind an old barn.  He finds his ball and says "well I guess all I can do from here is chip back to the fairway".  "Wait honey" his wife says "I think if you opened the barn doors at each end of the barn you could hit a nice low two iron right through the barn and onto the green".  He agrees, opens the doors at each end, hits the two iron, it hits the side of the barn rebounds back and hits his wife in the head killing her.  A couple weeks later after the funeral he is playing with one of his pals and slices it off the sixth tee behind the barn.  His partner says "hey, I think if you opened up the doors...."  Forget it Fred says "I tried that a couple of weeks ago and it didn't work out at all."  "Why what happened?" his parnter asks.

"I made six"

Answer 4

First heard thet one 55 yrs ago. But i suppose with new people taking up golf it is always going to a "new" joke.