Wat do u think of my technique?

Question

ok when i get in fights i usually talk trash about them and to them then just b4 we fight i pop as many joints as possible (fingers neck back etc.) then i close my eyes and get focused then when i open my eyes i frown and then smile like im super confident liekk the cocky looking smile liek im telling them they so gonna lose and then i stick my hands in my pockets the i let them hit me once so i dont get in as much trouble and then i dodge as many blows as possible then when they worn out i kick they asses so wat u think would i kick ur *** oh also my specialty is turning anythin into a weapon at worst case senario

Answer 1

It's kind of dumb that you allow them to hit you. Any good martial artist could just do a well placed hammer fist and knock you right out. What are you going to do when you come up against a Judoka or someone who knows BJJ? Then your whole strategy is useless. I think you need to learn a good martial art and stop being so cocky. I've fought a guy who was 6', 250 lb. and I'm 5'5'' 170 lb. He was a body builder and took wrestling. I had no trouble beating him and he didn't even give me a free shot. There is no way you could beat me... Sorry.

Answer 2

nihongo de ..... ha nanto iimasuka? ........ uma fuso? ( horse sh*t )

Answer 3

A true martial artist has the peace of mind to not be so outloud and cocky and will only stand and fight when he or she has too. Do yourself a favor and drop the trash talk and get into a class of somekind and gain the confidence that you need to walk away before you p!ss off a true martial arts expert  with a lot of stupid wanna be techniques that can be seen straight through. I mean no disrespect to you this is for your own safety.

Answer 4

honestly, i think that was one of the dumbest things i ever heard. cockyness will be your downfall, and did you just admit you use weapons when your about to lose? fight like a man.

Answer 5

Sounds more like a fantyasy fight scene you'd see in a jet li movie or an anime. Just sayin

Answer 6

What does this have to do with martial arts?

If your post has a word of truth in it, then you must have a VERY crooked nose by now and you must be missing quite a few teeth!

Answer 7

Sounds very bad, and it sounds more like a strategy than a technique.

First, I only take second or less to throw a punch and so can a lot of other people I know, and I sure wouldn't keep watching you do weird faces in front of me after you talked trash to me. Get hit once on purpose, and then dodge as many punches as possible? Who or what exactly do you pick fights with?

PS: You got hit by a younger brother who's a lot weaker than you and all you do is fight your other weaker friends who can't fight either? But once you stop watching cartoons and start practicing martial arts, you'll see the reality. Do you get into a serious fight, or do you just play around?

Answer 8

i wouldnt attack you first then all the c**p you do before the firght would make me think you are trying to hard to look tough. which shows me that you arent trained. then as soon as you come in to attack i take out you knees. and if you try to dodge and run around trying to kick my *** then ill just turn around and let you runtire you out. when you are panting for breath il strike you solarplexus and you wont want to get up coz it wil be really hard to breath.

i have taken somone out with the second one in class durring sparring he thought he could run around me and try striek then he got tired and i dropped him and couldnt beath properly for the next 45 minutes so he stat to the side then class finished.

i have sparred with smart as*es and people like you before and in out class its full contact... most of the time they dont come back thne i end up haveing to spar with a black belt because i lost a potential student.

Answer 9

One of these days, just the time you are closing your eyes to do your silly psych out game, you'll get a bullet between them or a knife in the gut.

Answer 10

Sounds OK but I'd focus more on spelling and grammar.  They've been known to kick an asss or two...like on a job application, college application, tests...

Answer 11

Go to school, kid.

I stopped reading after the first line.

Answer 12

Hmm....you're not a real martial artist are you? It's just c_ockines_s, and it seems that the way you 'win' is purely psychological. You're not fighting, you're taunting....this isn't a technique, this is pure, unadulturated scare tacticy (is that a word?) Learn some humility, if you must be cocky, raise an eyebrow, maybe smirk a little, but don't provoke them, you're not looking for a fight are you? and no, I don't think you could beat me, mostly because I'm emotionless in this kind of situation, oh, and qinna, Shuai Jiao, Mizong, and Elephant are more than enough to take down someone cocky.that's just my opinion though, you do seem too cocky though.

Answer 13

Sounds like a whole lot of pretending to me little man!

Answer 14

I would have clocked you in the face when you close your eyes to focus.

Don't fantasize about fights, 'cause they'll almost never go the way you want them to. Look up the term "mu shin" and try putting it into practice.