Wat is the best joke you've ever heard?? ?

Question

im talkin...bust a gut, laugh so hard your stomach starts to hurt kind of joke.

Answer 1

whats the difference between popcorn and pea soup???

Anyone can pop corn.

Answer 2

WELL I CAN'T TELL THE ONE I WANT TO TELL I WILL GET REPORTED FOR SURE... BUT I LIKED WHAT DOES A BLONDE AND A MISQUITO HAVE IN COMMON, THE MISQUITTO WILL STOP SUCKING IF YOU SLAP IT... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Answer 3

Two men are standing on a rooftop.

Man #1: Do you want me to push you off the roof?

Man #2: No.

Answer 4

Here's a true story.

GUN  SHOT SURVIVOR

Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and

while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several

people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her

eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the  store for a while became concerned and

walked over to the car. He noticed  that Linda's eyes were now open, and she

looked very strange. He asked  her if she was okay, and Linda  replied that she had

been shot in  the back of the head, and had been holding  her brains in for over  an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into  the car  because the

doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from  her head. When

they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of  bread dough on the

back o f her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister  had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise

that sounded like a  gunshot, and  the wad of dough hit her in the back of her

head. When  she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and

thought  it was her brains. She  initially passed out, but quickly  recovered.



Yes.

Linda is a blond