Wat is the worst joke you have heard of????

Question

Wat is the worst joke you have heard of????

Answer 1

What do you call a man who's filled with rabbits, Warren

Answer 2

A 3 legged dog walked into a bar, the Bartender says, "Can I help you?"  The dog says, "I'm looking for the man that shot my Paw"

A farmer is riding a wagon pulled by one horse with his dog at his side.  the farmer whips the horse and the horse turns around and says, "Don't hit me with that"  The farmer says "Sh*t, I didn't know the horse could talk." "Neither did I" Says the dog

A baby seal walks into a club....    

Answer 3

knock knock

who is thier

it just left (farted)

Answer 4

it is:''how do you make time fly''           '' throw a clock out of a window ''

Answer 5

the corniest joke ever

Answer 6

Most definitely the one I made up.

RANDOM...

That is a joke because I randomly said random.

Answer 7

Interesting Question !

1. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least

one of them would have seen it

2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy

marijuana, press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.

The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I

couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he

couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks

are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him

in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,

"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you

can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the

craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your

kayak and heat it too.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered

with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his

head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. "That

sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual."

13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is

there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have

a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he

checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put

him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy".

14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck

up my backside." "...How's that?"

"Don't you start." (someone please explain this one to me lol!)

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you

give me a lift?" I said "Sure. You look great ... the world's your

oyster ... go for it."

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5

people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or

my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?

But I think its Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The

other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery

acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let

the other one off.

21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving

today." They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking

Fine.' "So that was nice of them."

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in

several places". The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore".

"Doctor, doctor when I bend my arm like this it hurts." "Well don't

do it!"

23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a

small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search

and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that

number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Answer 8

knock-knock...

whos there?

its me...i kill you

Answer 9

as in bad taste or just a crappy joke?

Knock knock!

GO AWAY!