Wat kollege Majer is rite fur me?

Question

I is gratuating frum hi skool dis years 2008. and i's wants to goes to kollege>i wants to goes to standferd, yale, harverp, or prinstun, and majer in paiynt misxing< so i's cans maxe beutyful kolurs to paiynts menny difurendt tings. my kounzler in skool sez mi JPA iz 0.2 >iz dat gud enuf to gat in dis skools and majer ins paiynt misxing ? tenk jou

Answer 1

I would suggest that you go to a county college and take some remediary skills courses.  In just a few short decades you&#039;ll be ready to apply to an Ivy League school like Princeton.

I think that art schools take just about anybody who can hold a paint brush in their prehensile tail.  They usually offer grants or loans for the tuition.  Why don&#039;t you give that a try?

Answer 2

I wud sey Eengleesh wud bee a gud majer fur u.  Ur spehlling iz awzum!

Answer 3

You can always go to veterinary school.. and maybe put yourself down.. Just a thought.. use it.. don&#039;t use it..

Answer 4

If English is your first language, then you need to go back to basics and take remedial English courses before contemplating going to college.

If English is your second language, then taking English as a Second Language courses would help you a lot.

If this is a bogus question, you&#039;re well on your way to a career in comedy writing. Find a  creative writing class at a community college to test your skills.