Wat r sum random things i can txt?

Question

i like to b very random n i often txt random lil sayings 2 my frends but i got nothin rite now...wat can i txt...it can b anythin, i just need ideas

Answer 1

Tell them about the last time you were in a grocery store.

Answer 2

ask them what they're wearing or if they're on a computer and what they're looking up

Answer 3

Well I just got a text from my friend && when I got it I was like wtf? Its really random. This is what she said && its kinda long...  

"Today I got on the computer and it ate me. I was standing there in the computer and hungry monkeys started chasing me cause I was in a bannana suit.  I ran away.  The end."

Answer 4

hide and seek me.

Answer 5

something bout uranus

Answer 6

Hi! ;D

Answer 7

i c aliens

Answer 8

I have a friend who is really random and texts me stuff like

"hippo's are chasing me" or "one time I went to the theather and I saw a movie" haha. they are stupid but funny.

Answer 9

i wanna make love to your corpse forever.

Answer 10

tell them the green chalupa of your never ending day dream will sail off without them if they don't cut a pear into 3 pieces, 1 for themselves, one for the inexistent immaculate youth, and the last for the man who sings about fiery lobster tails