Wat that's the riddle?

Question

the seagull soup?and the saw dust one too?

Answer 1

i don't get it

Answer 2

The sea gull soup

A man and his best friend walk in to a restaurant. They both order seagull soup. The man takes a sip of the seagull soup. He pulls out a gun and shoots his best friend. He then walks out of the restaurant and shoots himself.

I couldn't possibly leave you with just that, however...

CLUES

1) The man had tasted seagull soup a few days earlier, but it tasted different.

2) The man, his best friend, and his wife were on a shipwrecked island (charted, however) awaiting help. He was asleep. His best friend and wife stayed up talking in the ocean water. When he woke up, he was saddened to hear from his best friend that his wife had been caught in the current, and drowned.

3) The best friend did, however, manage to make some seagull soup for him and the man.

Why did the man shoot the best friend, and then shoot himself?

The saw dust one

There was the smallest man in the world he couldnt walk what so ever so he used his cane. He works with another little man and that little man is the second smallest man but he wanted to be the first smallest man. The smallest man wanted all the attention in the world. But then he commited suicide WHY?

THERE YOU GO =)

And to the people who said why,

read the question! fools! hehe =P

Answer 3

i dont get it? what was the point of this?