A skinhead with all the Union Jack tattoos etc walked into a bar with a vicious looking ,drooling dog with a spiky collar.Most of the people scattered out of his way. "You're right to be scared," he said "this is the most dangerous dog in the world, half a Rottweiler, half a Dobermann". No-one wanted to argue with him except for a little old man in a cloth cap sipping his half of bitter in the corner.
"Pffft", he said, "call that a dog...couldn't fight its way out of a paper bag.My dog would have that for breakfast."
"Oh, yeah?" said the skinhead, and what exactly IS your dog then, a boxer, bull-terrier, alsatian,..what?
"It's a long-nosed, short-legged, long-tailed terrier."
Both were arguing for a while and then the skinhead made a £20 bet with the man that his dog was tougher. The old man accepted and beckoned the skinhead out into the car-park.The crowd followed..
He opened the boot of his car and took out his dog.
"That's a strange looking dog...what did you say it's breed was again?"
"A long-nosed, short-legged, long-tailed terrier."
Both dogs were set upon each other and there was an almighty scrap, fur and blood were scattered all around. In a little while the Rottweiler/Dobermann mix lay dead on the tarmac, it's throat ripped out. The man picked up his dog and put it back in the boot.
"The skinhead was dumbfounded and handed over the £20."
"That was incredible, I would never have believed it, what did you say that dog was again?"
"Sigh...a long-nosed, short-legged, long tailed terrier.....some people call them crocodiles."
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