Water is often referred to as "poor man's beer" or "council beer". What is the equivalent term for milk

Question

Water is often referred to as "poor man's beer" or "council beer". What is the equivalent term for milk

Answer 1

water was called "council pop" ...

never heard of another word/term for milk

Answer 2

baby cows beer

Answer 3

Moo Juice

Answer 4

Poor Babies breast milk ( Mommy can't buy Lactogen no money )

Answer 5

it's called the "poor man's bailey's" or "council's bailey's"...

Answer 6

Posh name is 'Bovine Excretion'

Answer 7

Well, lets think up a name.

I'll say "poor man's milk shake".

Answer 8

Water was always "Adam's Ale" in our house and milk was just "cow juice".