Way to sneak into Joe Louis Arena?

Question

Is there any way to sneak into the Joe?

Answer 1

Punch out a security guard and steal his uniform. Then you can walk right in. Although you should try to punch out someone about your size so the uniform will fit properly.

Answer 2

The Joe is pretty heavily fortified.  If you are desperate to sneak in and not willing to drop a couple hundred bucks to a scalper you should:

Rent a boat, travel down the river until you are behind the stadium. Scale to the roof of Joe Louis Arena.  Using the blow torch included in your mission impossible spy kit, cut a hole in the roof of the arena.  If my calculations are correct, you should make it roughly 60 feet from the edge of the building as to lower yourself down near the back row of the arena and not into the walkways surrounding the inner sanctum.

Answer 3

No, because there is only one way in.

Answer 4

If there is, do you think someone is going to broadcast it on the internet. Nothing sneaky about 50,000 people trying to slip in through a back door.

Answer 5

Buy a ticket...it is the sneakiest way to go!

Answer 6

I don't think so. I chose to forgo the giant stairs entrance and went through the back way and there were still fifty million people there (but no one was getting in without a ticket!). I think it's worth it, though, just to buy a ticket.

Answer 7

hang around the NBC trucks and ask one of the roadies if you can help them bring the equipment into the stadium.