Ways to play sick to get out of school ANSWER QUICK!!!!!?

Question

can someone hlp me i need to get out of school tommarow bcause i have alot to do tommarow can some giv me some tips or something to fake it NOTE:: MY MOM IS A SCHOOL FREAK

Answer 1

Say you can't feel or move your legs.....................

Answer 2

* Oh wait EDIT

Much better idea...get a bunch of chewed up food mix it w/ a bit of liquid when you are at the breakfast table eating have the cup of fake throw up ready when she turns her back fake throw up on your plate and don't forget to make the burp noise prior to throwing up and then make sure you show the chair ever so slightly like you are in shock *

Fall and break something then you can spend the day in the hospital instead of school but it should get you out of another couple days

or

tell her you have major PMS haaa ~ go w/ the first one

Answer 3

You can always fake a fever by cutting an onion in two parts and sticking half of it under your armpit. It takes a few hours to work.

A warning though, you smell *really* bad after. So wear a long sleeved shirt that can hide the smell or something. I've also heard cutting open a clove of garlic and putting it in your armpit works too, if you don't have an onion or can't sneak one out. XD

This link might help you as well.

http://www.halo3forum.com/complete-off-t...

Good luck!

Answer 4

Say you're sick and ask your mom to take your temperature.  When she leaves the room to get a thermometer do as many jumping jacks as you can before she gets back.  But make sure your breathing is normal when she sees you.  I used to do that and it would give me a "fever".

Answer 5

just run away from school.telling the teachers that you will make the lessons up.

Answer 6

this is my forte

put ur head under a light and ask her to feel ur face and say u have a temperature.

go get some water and lightly spread it on ur arms and say ur having cold sweats

if u can fake cough like i can then do it, but not obviously.

MOST IMPORTANT: make it seem like u WANT to go to school, be like 'ohhh but i really wanna go' and seem abit upset