Ways to sabotage dad???

Question

what are some ways to make him mad and get him annoyed?

plz dont tell me not to do it

i know im acting so immature cuz im 13 but hes acting real mean hes never been close to me and hes my real father not step dad

but yea just answer the question plz

Answer 1

This is plain not cool.  You say that he has never been close to you, but I feel that it has happened since you started this puberty thing.  You should just try not to do anything stupid to a man that has done his best to provide you with what you need, no matter what.  He is your father and he has a right to be mean because you are young and he does not understand you. He is doing what he can to make sure you say out of trouble and safe. You both need to have a heart to heart and try to get yourselves on the same page.  Sabotaging his life doe snot help no one.  he may end up going to jail and then you will have no place no one to help you.  just try to talk to him, even if it means a lot of arguing.

Answer 2

a couple ways i can think of, are if he drinks coffee, empty the bowl of sugar and fill it with salt (just remember you did that, i speak from experience!!!), put saran wrap over the toilet so when he uses it it all bounces back on him, thats all i can think of right now, ill be sure to add more as i think about it

Answer 3

So, you feel bad because you two have never been close, so you want to widen the gap? What is wrong with this picture?

Honestly, if you wanted to annoy your father, you would just do it. This is a plea for help on how to get closer, how to find ways to get your dad to see you and for him to understand.

Show him this question you asked. Then talk about it. Believe me, one of these days you will wish you did. The world is evil enough with out adding to it on purpose! Show LOVE! BE LOVED, AND ALLOW differences between you and your dad. In the long run, you will be the mature one, if he isn't trying!

Read the article below to help you see what is emerging in your behavior.

Answer 4

don't do that my dear.

its bad. talk to him.

and say what's your problem with him.

Answer 5

break somthing he really likes

if he is divorced from your mom and has a gf or new wife that you dont like p**s her off and constatly act off to her

refuse to do stuuf with him

Answer 6

sour milk in his shoes.  melted chocolate in his back pocket of his white trousers.  mouse trap in his glove box of his auto....LOL...

Answer 7

tell him your pergenate he would probally get really mad right?? and then say your running away form home to live with your boyfriend in another state and there is nutting he can do to stop you and start to pack your suit case of back pack with clothes

Answer 8

WTF!!! he's your dad...that's so stupid..some ppl don;t have a dad and you want to sabotage yours.