We've got the paralympics, what other minority groups should get their own Olympics?

Question

We've got the paralympics, what other minority groups should get their own Olympics?

Answer 1

The Alcoholic Olympics

People who wear glasses Olympics (like me)

Pregnant Women Olympics

Stripper Olympics (Luke said it first)

Pimp Olympics

Rap Olympics

Big c**k Olympics....LOL

Old Lady Olympics & Old Man Olympics

Answer 2

MIDGETS!

Answer 3

children, there should be a kids olympics.. well, i think so anyway. maybe pensioners? :L xx

Answer 4

special needs olympics

Answer 5

the moral judging REpublican Party  of the regular poor folk.But when its one of there own doing trailer park antics they want the press too BACK OFF.

LOL

Them REPUBLICANS are total douche bags and FRAUDS.They don't want there dirty laundry aired but they can air others  moral flaws.

Answer 6

the mullet olympics

Answer 7

just to say, who ever left the answer about the CHAVS is the funniest person ever.

good one mate!

Answer 8

Useless at sports people, children and dogs

Answer 9

The 'Im c**p at sports but I can play chess and tic tac toe' olympics for people like me.

Oh, and the olympics for invisible people. That would be so hard to judge.

Answer 10

Personally, I've always thought the paralympics should be part of the Olympics, rather than being held afterwards.

We could have a special olympics for steroid & other banned drug users.

We could also have a alternative sports olympics, featuring wellie throwing, wife carrying & other quriky sports.

Answer 11

little people and junkies

Answer 12

Shopowners and traffic wardens.

Answer 13

simon says

da pakki's

Answer 14

Druggies

Single mothers

Politically correct brigade

g**s

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Answer 15

Chavs the events should include

the handbag snatch relay race

the garden fence hurdles: the winner is the one that doesn't get caught by the police

joyriding

abuse hurling

and the last one standing after drinking a litre of cider.

Answer 16

Bad athletes who insist on playing intramurals and bar leagues, who are a bit overweight and sadly out of shape and never practice.

Answer 17

I like Stoo's answer. Along with the banned substance abusers they should include all the little girls who in no way could pass as 16.

There should also be an Olympics for all the discontinued sports and games...maybe play them with the wife carrying.

Answer 18

Bisexuals. They could compete in mixed sports.