Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know
all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two
boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that
a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining
children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The
preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So
the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with
the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The
preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger
boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God
is, son?' The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made
no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging
open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, 'Where is God?!' Again, the boy made
no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even
more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
bellowed, 'Where is God?!' The boy screamed and
bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his
closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother
found him in the closet, he asked, 'what happened?'
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We
are in BIG trouble this time. ........................
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GOD is
missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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