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We are in big trouble this time...........?

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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know

all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two

boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that

a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining

children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The

preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So

the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with

the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The

preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger

boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God

is, son?' The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made

no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging

open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even

sterner tone, 'Where is God?!' Again, the boy made

no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even

more and shook his finger in the boy's face and

bellowed, 'Where is God?!' The boy screamed and

bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his

closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother

found him in the closet, he asked, 'what happened?'

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We

are in BIG trouble this time. ........................

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GOD is

missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. (\_/)

    (O.O)

    (^_^)

    haha its so cute


  2. Yup, is a gudun.

  3. It was worthy of a smirk, but nothing more.

  4. lol funny you deserve a star *

  5. It's humorous in a 'have a smile' kind of way :D

  6. That was funny, can you imagine the look on their faces.

  7. hahahaha.... i get it haha.... thats a good one!!!!

  8. Got it before scrolling down.  you got a grin, have a star.

  9. Ha ha! That's pretty funny.

    Here's another one:

    So Adam comes home late one night and Eve confronts him at the door. She says, "You've been out with another woman I just KNOW it!"

    Adam says, "Honey, we are the only people on Earth, I could not possibly be with anyone else."

    Later that night, Adam wakes up to feel Eve's fingers on his chest and he asks, "Eve? What are you doing?"

    She says, "I'm counting your ribs."

    Ha! Ha! (You'll get it if you know the story)

  10. its ok it gave me a grin

  11. very funny

  12. like that one. it's cute aswell as funny

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