We had a Cyborg Unit at work and it backfired..... How do we troubleshoot it?

Question

Please.....

Time is money, you know....

Answer 1

What the ____ are you nuts.. you don't know what you've started and cannot fix that piece of ____ check your blueprints^^

Answer 2

I know what you mean about defective cyborg units!  Our newest model went haywire and killed most of the accounting staff!  That wasn't so bad, as accountants are a dime a dozen, but someone had to clean up the mess and body parts are just plain icky!

If you have your cyborg under control, and it is a matter of the backfire problem, I have a few suggestions:

1.  Replace the rear flatulance-delay sphincter valve with a model 409C.  The 409B valve sounds just like a human eating too many tacos.

2.  The conversational controller usually doesn't go bad, but the locked functions are there for a reason- profanity.  Some goofball at the factory was having a slow day when these things were manufactured and added his own "colorful" language.  You are better off without it, believe me!  Harvey, in R and D, turned ours on and we had a lawsuit from 12 females over the sexist remarks built into the system!

3.  The proportional leverage enabler has a known defect.  You need to upgrade to v 3.4 or 3.5 and this solves most problems associated with it.  Look out for companies selling unauthorized boolean-octal inserts.  They don't work...

Answer 3

I would get it up and running in diagnostic mode and ask it what happened. Ask it if it can help you through fixing it. Just be careful it doesn;t become self aware!

Answer 4

You must be talking about my ex gf....your best bet is to just package her up and send her back home.

Seriously tho....there's no way anyone can tell you how to troubleshoot such a thing.....lol.

You have to be systematic and examine what was damaged and go from there. Look for the easy stuff first. Find out what works and what does not.....good luck to you.