We had another fight this morning..?

Question

.. now I'm here in my leaky trailer waiting for tropical storm Fay to smash into me. Should I just break it off with her or stick it out. We do have a lot of fun but she is really getting on my dang nerves. This morning I was just sitting on the sofa with my feet on the coffee table watching TV. She comes stomping into the living room, tells me my feet smell like an open grave then starts spraying them with Lysol. Dang! I got so mad that I grabbed the can and sprayed her under arms and she, in turn, pushed me backwards over the coffee table, got the Lysol and sprayed it in my mouth. So I ran out the door and hitchhiked home.

Answer 1

Sound like you 2 are a match made in heaven!!!!  Don't leave here, nobody else might not want you, with stinking feet. Buy a case of Lysol and stay with the chick. The trick is just don't  get so DANG mad when she spray your feet.

Answer 2

Well she shouldnt have sprayed youre feet she should have asked first, im a woman and that would have made me mad if I was in youre situation! But if you really dont want to loose her then stop fighting back. I know it sounds hard but I bet once she sees that her nagging habits dont bother you any more she will get either irritated/confused and back down. I know this to be true because my friends mom likes to ***** at her husband and he just lets her get it out and then she relaxes and leaves him alone. If you really cant imagine yourself doing that then you need to sit down and ask yourself if you really love her or not. She probably needs to do the same thing because if she really loves you she wouldnt be doing those annoying things to you. Honestly I think you both need to sit down and talk, make sure to say things like, "I think this..." instead of "You did this.." Or one of you may get pissed...hope this helps!!! (this is only from personal experience!)

Answer 3

This is funny...

Answer 4

Looks like you are in for a storm whichever way you turn.

Why are people so unkind?

Lysol?  That stuff can kill ya!

Answer 5

I'd walk back over, knock them boots, steal $30 or $40 from her purse & sneak out the fire escape. let her wake up sticky, broke & confused.

Answer 6

lol thats sort of funny your arguement..

but she was probably just not in a good mood.

dont you dare leave her.

no woman can be happy and nice 100% of the time

give her a break :(

Answer 7

right... sure...  

Answer 8

Maybe she's getting tired of you just sitting around. And wash those feet. She is probably just uptight because of the storm.

Answer 9

LOL, you're hilarious man!

Answer 10

Does she have a sister or mother you can shack up with?

Answer 11

Well Clevis, maybe you could wash your sorry a** and keep your stinkin' feet off the table. Make up to her by fixing her a nice dinner of some chef-boy-ar-de spaghetti. Maybe then she'll let you stay till the storm passes.

Answer 12

Jerry!  Jerry!  Jerry!

You don't have kids, do you?

Answer 13

Boy someone trying for a new guy with Jeff Foxworthy group really man nice story very funny.  I guess you have heard the term red neck a few times in your life.

Answer 14

you said "another" fight. if you are always fighting and what not then maybe you two should give each other some time alone to decided if you really want to be in the relationship.......as far as riding out the storm......one part of me says yeah.....so you can ride it out there..i mean whats the worse that can happen.....