At the moment the Royal Family are a bunch of slimey, spindley german weirdos, so I think it's time for a change. I'm sure we could bend the rules just a little bit here, you know, re-arrange some birth certificates and rewrite the odd history book and bam! A new Monarchy!
We need a real British seeming King with a big round belly, hearty voice and a great big beard. Brian Blessed!
Anyone else agree?
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