We pulled an ATM out of a wall and opened it. How do I get this purple dye off me, the carpet & cat?

Question

We pulled an ATM out of a wall and opened it. How do I get this purple dye off me, the carpet & cat?

Answer 1

Get your bum friend to p**s on you, it takes it right out.

Answer 2

Shave the cat, shampoo the carpet and my daughter says that you will have to become a night-crawler emo. Otherwise, get ready to wear an orange boiler suit for the next 7 to 10, it will go great with the purple. Cheers!

Answer 3

i had the same problem last week i used vanish oxi , it works a treat !

Answer 4

Turn into a teletubie, shave then cat and just dye the rest of the carpet purple!

Sorted!

Answer 5

Not much you can do about the cat.  Rip up the carpet obviously.  Caustic soda should get the dye off you - use it straight from the bottle and leave it sit until you can't see anymore skin then wash it off.

Answer 6

I would put it back together, take it back to the bank from which you removed it, (in the dead of night - so nobody sees you) pop it back into the hole whence it came and then wait until the bank opens in the morning....

Now, here is the clever part,

Go into the bank, totally furious , covered in purple dye and gesticulating aggressively, demand to see the manager.

Complain that you were just trying to top up your mobile phone and order a new cheque book when "THIS HAPPENED!!!" -  (pointing to the stained face, hands, cat and rolled up carpet)

The manager will be sypathetic and probably offer some form of compensation (cash sum, free travellers cheques or a plastic money box)

You win, they win, everyone wins - its a two on one switcheroo.

Answer 7

Find your local police dept.

Answer 8

Shower in liquid nitrogen

Answer 9

Buy a high speed ceiling fan, then attach yourself, the cat and the money bag to the fan blades. Turn the fan on the highest speed possible for at least 72 hours. The color eventually fades .. trust me. *grins*

Answer 10

Try the local police station , they should be able to help

Answer 11

oh dear, this is a real dilemma, try stain away which is available from most key cutters.

Answer 12

bath in some bleach, shave the cat and get rid of the carpet.

Answer 13

being purple is cool

Answer 14

Hmmm, thats a tricky one....Try calling the cops and ask their opinion, I'm sure they will be happy to help.  

Answer 15

Some form of soap is in order I think.

Answer 16

It don't matter that your purple.. In the immortal words of the lyrical genius that is Mr Robbie Williams " I am rich, beyond my wildest dreams"

Answer 17

You fool you should have got someone else to do it for you lol, White spirits  

Answer 18

LMAO love it

turpentine maybe

Answer 19

embrace the purpleness my friend....

Answer 20

The bath.