Wedding reading suggestions?

Question

I'm trying to find a passage I can read at my friends' wedding, preferably funny if possible. I would really appreciate all help as its not going all that well and the wedding is almost upon me... Thanks.

Answer 1

You could tell some of Peter Kays jokes watch this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA0q_vkeo...

Answer 2

theres a really funny tom baker poem - match boy and stick girl. now thats funny :~)

Answer 3

my mum read "i do i do i do" by Pam Ayres that everyone laughed at at my wedding.