Week 1 Cowboys at Browns. What should I take for Romo?

Question

I'm getting my stuff ready to take to the game. I got a box of tissues to give to that crybaby T.O., I got a squirt gun to make it rain on Pac Man, and I'll be wearing a flak jacket in case Pac Man's bodyguard or Tank Johnson pull a piece. What should I take for Romo?

I was thinking maybe one of those Heimlich manuever posters or something to help him out the next time he chokes.

Any Ideas?

Answer 1

Speaking of choke...great playoff run the Browns had last season... I would save the tissues for yourself, don't worry about Adam Jones since he probably won't start and, even if he did, he knows he can't slip up again without being permabanned from the league.  

You could give Romo an 'attaboy' for landing hot chicks left and right.  

Answer 2

When the browns lose use that tissue to whip your own tears and use the gun after you realize there hype isnt what is gonna be this year!

Answer 3

Give Romo my phone number...LOL!!!  JK!

Get your popcorn ready!

Answer 4

and yet again we prove that the best teams are the teams that get made fun of the most.  

Answer 5

go with the Heimlich Poster, or anything to do with Jessica Simpson... that'll throw him off!

Answer 6

Guy above me, awesome english.   Id go with a plain old Butterfinger for Romo.

Answer 7

There is always the Jessica mask that many other teams used last year.

Answer 8

LOL Don't forget to bring your fork and spoon be here Sunday night to eat your crow. Even with Dallas injuries we will still make the Dawg pound yelp Be careful not to choke off your words while you EAT lol you still my boy. But TO's tears Romo chokes, rain has played out it is soooooo old for trash talk now. The season is upon us maybe we could talk about stats whose the best how many yards a player scored. Why your team is the best and why they are gonna kick butt. you know new fresh trash talk. This same o same o has been on the boards for 1 solid year. My avatar name will be back Sunday see you here Sunday night after you get that Butt kicking !!!!!!!  HBD.COWBOYS  :) How about some better golf clubs for Romolicious since you are being so generous ? get your game face on************** LOL thanks Elk same to u.

Answer 9

Save the poster for the playoffs.  Bring him another celebrity that he can blame the loss on.

Answer 10

How about you bring a paper bag to put over your head when the Browns are down by 3 Tds in the 3Q.

Answer 11

Well if he is still going out with Jessica Simpson I would say a box of condoms.

Answer 12

Cowboys 34, Browns 16