So there was an old lady, She went to the pet store to buy her Sweet old Fido The best dog food in town. When she went to go pay for her dog food, the cashier said Mam we cant sell you this dog food unless you bring your dog. Some old ladies have been eating dog food because it is cheaper. So the old lady,confused, went back home and got her dog. The next day she came in again to buy her sweet kitty the best cat food in town. So as she went to the cash register the cashier said that she couldnt buy the cat food unless she shows them her cat. Some old ladies have been eating cat food too. So froustrated the lady goes home and brings her cat and buys the cat food. The next day she comes back in the store with a huge container. She went up to the cashier and said "Please put your hand inside" The cashier said no something will bite me. Then the old lady said " I promise you nothing will bite you". Scared the cashier puts her hand inside and screams. The old lady smiles and says,"Now,Can i buy some toilet paper please?"
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