I'm eating at this cool place that looks like a 50's pizza parlor with friends that are nothing like my friends in real life. We talk for a bit and all of my friends disappear except one. After I'm full, I decide to take some food home cause I barely ate anything. I get up to get a to-go box, and when I come back, my one friend's still there but my food is gone. I look around and suddenly begin to suspect my friend took the pizza. I ask him and he denies it, so I ask if I can look through his bag. He accepts, and as I'm looking through his bag he has a smug smile on his face, which instantly makes me feel like a dope. Just then "Heartbreaker" by Mariah C. comes on over the intercom, and I think "I like this song" and start to feel better. I walk away from the parlor and down a huge hallway, like in an airport. Just as I'm walking a girl says to me "does it make you mad when people say "I bet a black person could do that easily."
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