Weird questions . . . . ???!!!???!!!???

Question

1) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?

2) Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?

3) Why does soda taste better in a small bottle than in a large bottle or in a can?

4) Why are elections held on Tuesdays?

5) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6) If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?

7) If you don't repair your brakes right away should you make your horn louder?

can any of you give an answer?????????

Answer 1

1) A loser

2) its a trap operated by a company to squeeze as much money from you as possible

3) Dosent to me

4) It has to do with the distances people had to travel to vote. In the past, it would take people a day or two to get down to the city to vote. The decision of Tuesday was made because Monday would have forced travel on Sunday and that would conflict with church services.

5) Because its hot, and Lust has perfect vision

6) Darkness is the absence of light. It doesn't have a speed.

7) If you have broken brakes you shouldnt be driving.

Answer 2

1) In this case 'winners never quit' deals with a paste tense, 'quite while you're ahead' deals with the present:

2) yes Mickey learned how to build a "better people trap."

3) ?

4) this is the best answer I can find about tuesdays and elections.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Duper...

5) Because blind people can feel. HA_HA.

6) well the oppposite of light is dark (or vice versa) so 000,681

7) Make sense to me. Or maybe install a siren.

Very interersting and funny questions.

So some funny answers.

Answer 3

what kind of questions are these

Answer 4

1. Really would love to know

2. Yes

3. I dont know

4. I dont know

5. lingerie is not for love its for s*x

6. 1mile/p/second

7. yes

Answer 5

Technically darkness has the same speed as light because it would take the same amount of time for dark to appear as it would for light to disappear.   Technically.....even though it is an absence of light.

Answer 6

3) Why does soda taste better in a small bottle than in a large bottle or in a can?

-That's not true, that's a matter of opinion. I prefer it out of a can.

4) Why are elections held on Tuesdays?

-They had to pick a day to do it, right?

5) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

-Because the expression isn't referring to s*x.

6) If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?

-Darkness is only the absence of light.