Weird stories?

Question

I want to know some scary, funny, or just plain weirs stories. The person with the most and best story wins the 10 points.

Answer 1

Ok, I was 17 and at my buddys house and we were gettin totally sh*t faced, well later on in the night I found myself alone on the pool patio area and I just all of a sudden had to take a sh*t. Well I was so drunk that all decision making skill were not available to me, so I was just down to my raw instincts, so right there I drop my pants and take a big ole steamer on the patio sidewalk, wiped my a*s with his little brothers wet swimming trunks and tossed them in the middle of the pool(most punk-rock moment of my life). There was a stray dog there that day, so I assume his Mom thought it was from the dog, so she cleaned it up and I never heard a word about it. I distinctly remember corn though.

I think that may fill all catagories, funny, scary, and wierd.

I have a KERAZY shroom story, but it's way to long.

I don't get down like this anymore though. I was young and reetarded.

BAHA! The one below me is pretty d**n funny, but I think it's a joke.

Answer 2

my sister wrote a story here is how it goes..

Once i lived in a house that was 100 thousand miles away from my closest neighbour. My house was surrounded by trees. One day i went outside and heard branches cracking. My curiosity took me away. I cam closer to the sound and suddenly theres a spider in front of me. It was 20 feet high with 8 legs. I didn't know what to do so I ran. The next thing i know is " Christina you are late for school"

Thats a short version

Answer 3

What is a Tragedy

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy." No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." I'm afraid not," explains the exalted Reverend Al. "That's what we would call a great loss. " The room goes silent. No other children volunteered.

Reverend Al searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises

his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that

would be a tragedy." Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson and Sharpton, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as h**l wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!!!

Answer 4

Me and my friends were takeing a short cut across the cemetery, well there was a whole dug for a body. Just about a 5 foot deep perfect square whole well one of my friends (friend #1)pussed another one of my friends (#2) in the whole we were all laughing about it he crawed out then the same kid (#1)threw (#2)'s flip flop in the whole so friend (#2) jumped in to get it, randomly friend (#1) started peeping on friend #2 head and u could tell he was dehiderated cause it was YELLOW, well i let #2 come over and change into some of my close and take a shower cause it was all over his face and hair, and my house is next to a funeral home and there were cars parked outside, then my prom date came over to talk to my sister filled with tears how a very close friend of hers died, i went with #2 to #1's house and his mom was crying cause one of her best friends died and was going to be buried.....in the same whole (his mom didnt know he peed in it!) can u say ironic