Weirdest Possible Olympic Sports?

Question

Just thought and heard of some 'interesting' Olympic sports propositions they include:

Olympic Typing

Olympic Hair Cutting

Centathlon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3LvVX_rJEg)

Olympic Reading

Olympic Tetris

Olympic Snot Rockets

Olympic Chess

Can you think of any others?

Answer 1

Olympic staring contest

Olympic bubble gum blowing

Olympic spelling bee

Olympic arm and thumb wrestling

Answer 2

Olympic Knitting

Answer 3

Olympic Fasting.

Olympic Praying

Olympic Gardening

Olympic Rubix Cube

Olympic Knitting/Sewing

Olympic Handcart Racing (similar to shopping carts, you seen it in Cool Runnings)

Olympic Philosophy

Olympic Limbo

Olympic Tug-of-War

Olympic Scrabble

Olympic Art

Olympic Ludo/Parchisi

Olympic Breath-holding

Olympic Lumberjack

Answer 4

Olympic cow milking

Olympic riding mower racing

Olympic wheelbarrow race

Olympic bottle rocket shooting

Olympic handcuff escape

Olympic snake charming

Answer 5

olympic love-making!!!

Answer 6

Olympic Christianity

Oh wait that won't happen in China

Answer 7

olympic sitting.  

Answer 8

Cheerleading

I love watching the High school and College championships on ESPN

It's cool

Can you image cheering in all the different languages

That will be wried and cool at the same time

Answer 9

olympic sleeping

:D

Answer 10

Olympic Underwater Show jumping

Olympic Individual Synchronised Swimming

Olympic Egg and Spoon 100 metres

Olympic Standing Completely still endurance

Olympic belly flop diving

Olympic thumb wrestling

Olympic rock paper scissors

Olympic Kerplunk

Olympic drawing

Oops that last one was an actual event in 1896

Answer 11

olympic wifecarrying. they already do it in wales!