Well he did ask, didn't he?

Question

The circus advertised for a high diver. From a 50ft platform into a wet sponge. One guy did it brilliantly. The boss said "Great, you're hired. £1,000 a dive" THe guy said "No." The boss said "What am I thinking of? I mean "£2,000 a dive." The guy said "No." The boss said "Wait, your right. Diving fifty feet into a wet sponge-That's gotta be £3,000 a dive. The guy said "No" The boss said "Would you mind telling my why you can turn down 3 grand a dive?" The guy said "It was first time I've done it and I didn't like it."

Answer 1

I went to the butchers and said "Bet you can't reach the beef on the top shelf" and he replied "NO way, the steaks are to high"  

Answer 2

Not funny

Answer 3

LameOOOOoooooooo

Answer 4

well i'm surprised he hasn't hurt himself so much that he can say this!!!! good one  

Answer 5

Nah...not funny...unless I didn't get it...wow I'm pausing a lot...

Answer 6

whats the punchline?

Answer 7

lame like your avatar's experssion

Answer 8

I get it, but it's not funny.

Answer 9

Hahaha I liked it :D