Welsh anthem?

Question

There is a set of 'joke lyrics' that when sung sound similar to the Welsh lyrics-does anyone know them?

Answer 1

No, but Luke's answer made my day!! Lol!!!

Answer 2

I suppose you mean the my hen laid a haddock one. There's one for the English as well which starts;

God save our gracious queen

She licks her corgis clean

but I can't remember the rest of it

Answer 3

Shall I make some up for 'God save the Queen?'....let's see if the English find that funny.

It would probably end as..." ...twll dîn y cwîn."

Da iawn yr hen Hobbit!

Answer 4

First I heard of this!

Like the first answer though:))

Must be a n English thing!

EDIT!.......LMFAO at the 3rd answer:))

Answer 5

well said hobbit :)

Answer 6

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,

    Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,

    I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,

    Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

    Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?

    Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,

    O butter the hens as they fly!

Sing it along with a bunch of Welsh people and you'll sound like you're singing the right thing...

Plus, a lot of people sing the English words:

    Whales, Whales, bloody great fishes are Whales,

    They swim in the sea,

    We eat them for tea,

    Oh bloody great fishes are Whales.

as opposed to the actual chorus:

    Gwlad, gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad.

    Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau,

    O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau.

Answer 7

Never heard them, probably made up by the English who, unlike the Welsh, Scots, and Irish, don't actually have an anthem of their own.

Answer 8

yeah they go a bit like this...we so far have beaten the english, the scottich and the italian. the french are insignificant and the irish cant stop the grand slam. but the loosing nations dont find this funny for some reason???