Were can i buy a stuffed human body to display in my living room?

Question

i want some hideous looking stuffed body from the days of the black death does any one know were i can find one i tried ebay but theres nothing help please.

Answer 1

lol your question is going to start a riot and you will get your azz flamed by black people lol.

Answer 2

Maybe you could start hanging round at the local cemetery and keep an eye out for a semi fresh grave then one night when nobodies looking, exhume the grave, take the body to a taxidermist the next day and tell them that it's a relative and you want them stuffed for prosperity? be careful though cause grave robbing is frowned upon pretty much everywhere, why? I don't know. I have a whole load of stuffed animals that I exhumed from the local pet cemetery.

Answer 3

I know a guy who collects skeletons but he's crazy rich. I also know he has a mummy.

So become rich and you to have a stuffed dead thing.

So start working!

Answer 4

make your own or buy one from the black market. haha your questions crack me up!

Answer 5

you are sick..............

Answer 6

Troll

Answer 7

It puts the lotion on it's skin - it does this when it's told.